Targeted Individual Anthen #23

Why Do TIs Version A
by John Jenkins

We're floating
A dirigible.
And we're on
Our way

Targeted Individuals.
And we
Want
Our pay

Royalties and
Residuals
For the
Broadcasting

This nation's
Indivisible
We own
Everything

We're toing
To the city hall
Every TI
Day

We're fighting
For the principle
Not the interest
Today

Some of us
Take welfare
But we work
All Day

Just give
Us time to prepare
We'll be off
In space

Chorus 1 (2X)

Why do TI's
Live under
The bridge
At night?

What do
They eat?
Inflatable
Pizza pie!

What do
They want?
Residual Payments,
High

Why do TI's

Verse 2

We're working
In your factories,
And we're
Driving your trucks.

We're taking out
Your batteries
And you're out
Of  luck.

We're thanking
The Academy
For a job
Well done

Hey why are
You still after me?
Now it's
Gonna be one.

Surviving on welfare,
It Ain't easy.
We've got a free healthcare,
And it's queasy

The end is
Near, you know that.
And as soon
As we get home

We're gonna
Build a nation
That our children
Will be from.

Chorus (2X)

Chorus 2

Why do TIs
Live under
A pizza
Box?

What do
They eat?
Eat Burgers
With Cheese and fries!

What will
We go
When America
Up and dies

We're still TIs

Why do TIs
Eat paper
And cheese
At night?

Where do
They live?
Liver wherever
The people fight

What will
They make?
When America
Dies of spite

Holy TIs