Targeted Individual Anthem #24

Why Do TIs Version B
by John Jenkins

We're floating
A dirigible.
And we're on
Our way

Targeted Individuals.
And we
Want
Our pay

Royalties and
Residuals
For the
Broadcasting

This nation's
Indivisible
We own
Everything

We're toing
To the city hall
Every TI
Day

We're fighting
For the principle
Not the interest
Today

Some of us
Take welfare
But we work
All Day

Just give
Us time to prepare
We'll be off
In space

Chorus 1 (2X)

Why do TI's
Live under
The city
Lights?

What do
They eat?
The best pizza
With cheese and fries!

What do
They do?
Try to fight these
Technological crimes

Holy TI's

Verse 2

We're working
In your factories,
And we're
Driving your trucks.

We're taking out
Your batteries
And you're out
Of  luck.

We're thanking
The Academy
For a job
Well done

Hey why are
You still after me?
Now it's
Gonna be one.

Surviving on welfare,
It Ain't easy.
We've got a free healthcare,
And it's queasy

The end is
Near, you know that.
And as soon
As we get home

We're gonna
Build a nation
That our children
Will be from.

Chorus (2X)

Chorus 2

Why do TIs
Live in
Rural
Appalachian time?

What do
They eat?
Eat pickles with
Beans, refried!

How do they know
That their justice
Will come
In time?

Why do TIs

Why do TIs
Live in
Africa and
Asia too?

What do
They eat?
Eat Cassava
And Crab Rangoon!

What do
They know?
Do what ever
You want to do

Holy TIs

Why do TIs
Live in England,
France and
Switzerland too?

What do
They eat?
Eat Swiss Chocolate, Weiner Snitzel
With Bleu

How do
They know
Just when and where
And what we should do?

Why do TIs