One thing that conservatives absolutely must do is to stop incessantly claiming that America is the "greatest nation on Earth." First of all, if America were the "greatest nation on Earth," what would we need conservatives for? If everything was hunky dorie and there were no economic crises, we'd might as well vote Hillary in and spend until we could spend no more. Why, we might have a solid, gold breast installed at the Washington Monument to celebrate feminism and black history. But, if America isn't perfect (and I can guarantee you that it isn't) then conservatives become useful. We are the only ones who hold the keys to America, because we are the only ones who can say "No, I am not a victim."
The second reason to stop say that America is "The Greatest" is that it's patently false. We lead in virtually no metrics worldwide, except for 1) amount of debt owed and 2) amount of money spent on the military. Our so-called high earnings are completely nullified by our debts, so you can't use that excuse. We are not the most profitable; our citizens are not the healthiest, happiest, or most educated. As a result of that, we also do not have the highest average income. We do not produce the most oil, nor do we produce the most renewable energy. We lead in virtually nothing. If we want to win, let's win. And yes, before you say it, I am aware that we are adept at playing games, but that's not a skill you want to have when you owe more than you make in a year.
One thing I've noticed, in the aftermath of Trump's win, is the predilection that people have for ruining their entire careers, permanently, just because they forgot to vote! Venues hire security to keep rowdy fans off stage, but Wanda Sykes and Kanye West purposely ruin their own sets, just because they feel that their fame gives them the right to tell us how to think. The same people complaining about Trump's win are the same people who constantly tell us that voting is meaningless. We should just be entertained ("Are you not entertained?") - entertained until our pleasure centers erupt with cold lava. We should just crack jokes and rap until our kids starve and our country is overrun by Gilgamesh and Chenghis Khan.
Let me just say this. In high school, you got the girls, you got the cars, you got voted "most likely." But real life is not a popularity contest, and the framers understood that, which is why we have the electoral college. I wonder why they don't want the popular vote to win the day. I haven't read the Federalist Papers yet, but if I had to guess, I would say that people only vote for whoever bribes them, or bribes their boss and we need to counteract that by letting the most productive, rational American states pick the president. Sorry Illinois. You're all on the dole, so you get the dole and nothing else. Sorry New York. You love the Euro so much, get on a barge and float to Europe. Take the UK's place in the EU.
Thursday, November 24, 2016
Monday, November 14, 2016
A Lesson For Never Trumpers #Trump2016
So here it is. For the "Never Trumpers" who cannot "believe" that the world sees Republicans and thinks Donald J. Trump. "He doesn't represent us," you say, "I'm a decent, upstanding human being." Here's a list of things that Republicans can do to prevent the people of the world from thinking that you're #LikeHim. I should preface this by saying that I supported Trump from day one and feel that, as a conservative, he represents me perfectly:
1) Conservative pundits need to stop complaining about minorities and how "genetically inferior" they are. Supposedly #Trump2016 is a "racist" and none of you ever heard your favorite conservative on, say, JRW, talking about how "inferior" blacks, Mexicans and Muslims are. Just stop complaining about minorities. Find something constructive to talk about. Use your brain power to come up with solutions, instead of mentioning "problems".
2) Every Republican candidate for president should be a minority. Now, I understand that whites have proven to be the best stewards of minorities in the past, but the Democrats forced our hand and now we have to play catch up. It should be a rule that every Republican candidate for president should be a minority or a female. Now, I disagree with this. Which is why I voted for Donald J. Trump, a white man. I felt that Trump was most qualified, but I'm not a "Never Trumper," obviously.
3) Every Republican candidate for president should come from a humble background. Again, I am a ghetto black raised on welfare, and I voted for a rich-born, Ivy-League white man to be my president, because he was the most qualified. If you "Never Trumpers" are so #Horrified that someone in the 1 percent rules over you, simply make it a rule. You could even say that someone would have to have a humble beginning and be rich as an adult. That might make it even better.
4) Conservatives have to place value on their relationships for some reason other than the amount of money that their friend gives them. Naturally, people want to associate with those who make them rich, because money is pure self-interest. Stronger than friendship, stronger than family. Stronger than sex. Nothing gets you instant compliance like money. I took my debit card to the local Subway today. A Mexican woman made a sandwich for me instantly, as if she was my wife, and all I had to do was insert my chip card into the slot. That's power. But "Never Trumpers" who don't want to be seen as "money-hungry" should value things in relationships other than "Will he give me a ride in his yacht?"
5) Finally, white people need to stop feeling sorry for themselves all the time. Got a problem with blacks? Well, for the future, don't take anybody to your country unless you plan on making them something more than an expensive farm animal (ie. SLAVERY IS WRONG!). Trump's victory is mostly attributable to the 700% increase in the black Republican vote. Blacks are responsible for #Trump2016. We made this happen, not you. We deserve the credit. Most importantly, whites need the stop with the unending self-pity because other people see your whining and it leads to the kind of rhetoric that won Trump the election. People see you guys as being Trump's mini-mes because that exactly how you guys act ALL THE TIME!
None of this applies to me. I voted for Trump and he made me feel like a winner. With Romney, it was a desperation vote. With Trump, it was the #Victory vote.
1) Conservative pundits need to stop complaining about minorities and how "genetically inferior" they are. Supposedly #Trump2016 is a "racist" and none of you ever heard your favorite conservative on, say, JRW, talking about how "inferior" blacks, Mexicans and Muslims are. Just stop complaining about minorities. Find something constructive to talk about. Use your brain power to come up with solutions, instead of mentioning "problems".
2) Every Republican candidate for president should be a minority. Now, I understand that whites have proven to be the best stewards of minorities in the past, but the Democrats forced our hand and now we have to play catch up. It should be a rule that every Republican candidate for president should be a minority or a female. Now, I disagree with this. Which is why I voted for Donald J. Trump, a white man. I felt that Trump was most qualified, but I'm not a "Never Trumper," obviously.
3) Every Republican candidate for president should come from a humble background. Again, I am a ghetto black raised on welfare, and I voted for a rich-born, Ivy-League white man to be my president, because he was the most qualified. If you "Never Trumpers" are so #Horrified that someone in the 1 percent rules over you, simply make it a rule. You could even say that someone would have to have a humble beginning and be rich as an adult. That might make it even better.
4) Conservatives have to place value on their relationships for some reason other than the amount of money that their friend gives them. Naturally, people want to associate with those who make them rich, because money is pure self-interest. Stronger than friendship, stronger than family. Stronger than sex. Nothing gets you instant compliance like money. I took my debit card to the local Subway today. A Mexican woman made a sandwich for me instantly, as if she was my wife, and all I had to do was insert my chip card into the slot. That's power. But "Never Trumpers" who don't want to be seen as "money-hungry" should value things in relationships other than "Will he give me a ride in his yacht?"
5) Finally, white people need to stop feeling sorry for themselves all the time. Got a problem with blacks? Well, for the future, don't take anybody to your country unless you plan on making them something more than an expensive farm animal (ie. SLAVERY IS WRONG!). Trump's victory is mostly attributable to the 700% increase in the black Republican vote. Blacks are responsible for #Trump2016. We made this happen, not you. We deserve the credit. Most importantly, whites need the stop with the unending self-pity because other people see your whining and it leads to the kind of rhetoric that won Trump the election. People see you guys as being Trump's mini-mes because that exactly how you guys act ALL THE TIME!
None of this applies to me. I voted for Trump and he made me feel like a winner. With Romney, it was a desperation vote. With Trump, it was the #Victory vote.
Wednesday, November 9, 2016
It's VJ Day! Victory For Donald J. Trump Day!
I went outside in the heat of the winter...and I was astounded by the emotion I saw. A young white woman was walking to the gate of her apartment. As I came by, she made "extra sure" that the gate locked behind her. I politely informed her that it was okay. After all, "I supported Trump." Her reply was, "I supported Trump too. Now get away from me or I'll scream!" Around the corner I spotted a Mexican woman. When she saw me, there came an expression of anger.
I couldn't tell if was the "Trump's going to stick his foot up your butt for all these murders" anger, or the "I'm going to be deported" kind. There's something special about seeing a Mexican man walking down the street full of purpose. He's got a job. He's got somewhere to go. But you can't help but wonder. Where's the angle here? I can almost understand the angle for blacks (basically, I've gotten away with it so far).
At the library, I read the New Yorker for the first time. The way they coddled women, especially Hillary, seemed so humorous. I walked home from the library for the second time today. On the way back I passed the barber shop. It's one of those African businesses that stay in business for years while having almost no regular customers. They all stood around the barber's chair, watching Trump on the big screen whilst the owner cut a customer's hair.
Turning the corner again, I passed one of the OGs of the neighborhood, who was leaning against a wrought iron fence *cough* in his wheelchair *cough.* You can always tell the OGs. Really attractive, old-looking fellows who are always wearing the same outfit. Ready to get back in the game. I got back to my building and the doorman had put out a plate of government cheese squares, as if he were feeding rats. Next to them were a container of peanut butter and a can of beans.
All we needed was a flaming trash can and it would've been complete.
Earlier in the morning, the maid remarked to me that "Now they're going to cut food stamps." They had already been cutting food stamps for years under Obama (from $230 to $18). When I told her this, she retorted, " Well, now they're going to get cut more." The part that she forgot, when formulating her woe-is-me tale of victimhood was that she and the building management had stopped cleaning the building half a year earlier in hopes that the aldermen would condemn the building, throw all of the residents out on the street, and sell it to a condo developer to bring in the richer clientele.
The thing she doesn't realize is that maids are for poor people. The rich get up and clean their own homes. As soon as the building is sold, she's out of a job first.
I couldn't tell if was the "Trump's going to stick his foot up your butt for all these murders" anger, or the "I'm going to be deported" kind. There's something special about seeing a Mexican man walking down the street full of purpose. He's got a job. He's got somewhere to go. But you can't help but wonder. Where's the angle here? I can almost understand the angle for blacks (basically, I've gotten away with it so far).
At the library, I read the New Yorker for the first time. The way they coddled women, especially Hillary, seemed so humorous. I walked home from the library for the second time today. On the way back I passed the barber shop. It's one of those African businesses that stay in business for years while having almost no regular customers. They all stood around the barber's chair, watching Trump on the big screen whilst the owner cut a customer's hair.
Turning the corner again, I passed one of the OGs of the neighborhood, who was leaning against a wrought iron fence *cough* in his wheelchair *cough.* You can always tell the OGs. Really attractive, old-looking fellows who are always wearing the same outfit. Ready to get back in the game. I got back to my building and the doorman had put out a plate of government cheese squares, as if he were feeding rats. Next to them were a container of peanut butter and a can of beans.
All we needed was a flaming trash can and it would've been complete.
Earlier in the morning, the maid remarked to me that "Now they're going to cut food stamps." They had already been cutting food stamps for years under Obama (from $230 to $18). When I told her this, she retorted, " Well, now they're going to get cut more." The part that she forgot, when formulating her woe-is-me tale of victimhood was that she and the building management had stopped cleaning the building half a year earlier in hopes that the aldermen would condemn the building, throw all of the residents out on the street, and sell it to a condo developer to bring in the richer clientele.
The thing she doesn't realize is that maids are for poor people. The rich get up and clean their own homes. As soon as the building is sold, she's out of a job first.
I Voted For Donald J. Trump...Twice!
No need to throw a tomato. I voted for Donald Trump once in the primaries, and once in the general election. This is a message for the Never Trumpers. I know you must be sad and dismayed (without a hint of irony) but with every defeat comes the seeds of equal success, to paraphrase Napoelon Hill.
"Trump doesn't represent me. He's so politically incorrect, so lascivious, so mad for power and glory." See where I'm going with this? Somewhere along the line, maybe 47% down the line, somebody convinced a vast majority of the country that the "foul-mouthed groper" (I'm talking about Donald J. Trump, not a rapper or an NBA player) was the archetype of a Republican.
I picked Trump from day one because I see him as the best thing to happen for conservative politics. He can say what needs to be said and not get thrown in jail. If I were to tell the truth, I would be exiled in my own country. It is true that Hillary was the consensus candidate - For the price of a little bloviating over the "glass ceiling" we had the promise of further welfare reform and not a few wallops for BLM members.
But Trump is the only natural consensus candidate and the only true one as well. This man had support from Mike Tyson, the black community, the Mexican American community, The African community, obviously the "media community," celebrities, his ex-wives and even children.
Donald J. Trump is the kind of candidate that Ronald Reagan would've approved of. People forget that Ronald Reagan wasn't some B-List celebrity like Trump is today. He was an A-List superstar actor, cast in the Hollywood blockbuster films of his day, in the LEADING ROLE, no less. If anybody in America was least likely to become a conservative president, Ronald Reagan, a man who got rich in Hollywood, was that person.
Trump, with almost no money invested, was able to work quickly and effectively. He didn't have to beg. He just did. This tells the young kids that even they can be president some day. Even if their parents can't afford to buy them the most expensive Science Fair exhibits or they fail assignments because their parents can't afford school supplies. Donald Trump is the greatest thing for blacks (the ones who were not friends with high-level politicians in grade school) because now they have no excuse. I have no excuse anymore, as a black man. I only wish that I had done what I did sooner.
Most important, Millenials and their children will start to believe that life is about more than just stacking up entitlements like pancakes and getting high off the dole until their parents hate them for life and never speak to them again. They will build businesses, travel the world in style, and when they're running for president, against a thousand other contestants, and winning, they will touch their daughter's butt on stage (oh, the horror!).
If your parents never touched your butt in love, did they really love you?
"Trump doesn't represent me. He's so politically incorrect, so lascivious, so mad for power and glory." See where I'm going with this? Somewhere along the line, maybe 47% down the line, somebody convinced a vast majority of the country that the "foul-mouthed groper" (I'm talking about Donald J. Trump, not a rapper or an NBA player) was the archetype of a Republican.
I picked Trump from day one because I see him as the best thing to happen for conservative politics. He can say what needs to be said and not get thrown in jail. If I were to tell the truth, I would be exiled in my own country. It is true that Hillary was the consensus candidate - For the price of a little bloviating over the "glass ceiling" we had the promise of further welfare reform and not a few wallops for BLM members.
But Trump is the only natural consensus candidate and the only true one as well. This man had support from Mike Tyson, the black community, the Mexican American community, The African community, obviously the "media community," celebrities, his ex-wives and even children.
Donald J. Trump is the kind of candidate that Ronald Reagan would've approved of. People forget that Ronald Reagan wasn't some B-List celebrity like Trump is today. He was an A-List superstar actor, cast in the Hollywood blockbuster films of his day, in the LEADING ROLE, no less. If anybody in America was least likely to become a conservative president, Ronald Reagan, a man who got rich in Hollywood, was that person.
Trump, with almost no money invested, was able to work quickly and effectively. He didn't have to beg. He just did. This tells the young kids that even they can be president some day. Even if their parents can't afford to buy them the most expensive Science Fair exhibits or they fail assignments because their parents can't afford school supplies. Donald Trump is the greatest thing for blacks (the ones who were not friends with high-level politicians in grade school) because now they have no excuse. I have no excuse anymore, as a black man. I only wish that I had done what I did sooner.
Most important, Millenials and their children will start to believe that life is about more than just stacking up entitlements like pancakes and getting high off the dole until their parents hate them for life and never speak to them again. They will build businesses, travel the world in style, and when they're running for president, against a thousand other contestants, and winning, they will touch their daughter's butt on stage (oh, the horror!).
If your parents never touched your butt in love, did they really love you?
Monday, November 7, 2016
The Nappy
You know, the best part about having nappy hair is that no matter how long it grows, it never blocks your eyesight. But look out. It turns out that a nappy is an English term for a baby's diaper (they're trying to say that we naturally look like poop). But don't worry. There's no need to pull out the trigger warning dictionary. We can survive with the term nappy. Besides, the term describes a little treat that I like to give myself. Taking a nap!
People say that the more natural a person's hair is, the more likely he is to be dating or married to a white person. They juxtapose these observations as if to say that there is some sort of contradiction. As if loving yourself means that you should automatically love anybody who shares your skin color.
But that narrative doesn't fit the reality that natural hair people face every day. How is dating "black only" showing self love when the only words out of that black person's mouth are, "You're inferior! Get those naps out of your hair! You're too curvy! Don't act smart! Only white people can be smart!" Natural black people know exactly what I'm talking about. What is the point of dating a black person who was raised white supremacist when you can date a Hispanic, Asian or White person who is actually not a white supremacist.
And could it be that natural hair people are just naturally not racist? Now I'm a red-blooded black man just like any other. And it hurts to see a fine black woman on a white man's arm. But I'm deluding myself if I claim her mentally, because even if she dated black exclusively I would not only not be on the list, but no letter in my name would appear on the list. That is the reality that black men must face. Ask if she likes you. Ask if she wants to be with you. Is she abusing you? Will you be forced to defend yourself against her and then wind up with a criminal record, like so many black men? I was once around a group of black suspects. Almost all of them were being charged with domestic battery.
I once read a statistic and Black Enterprise which stated that the leading cause of death for black women between the ages of 15 and 45 was domestic battery. Go ahead. Get a white woman. Better yet, remain celibate for life and don't live with any woman, even family. Even your mother. It's worth it to keep your record clean. I know that this turned from a rant about natural hair to a sort of MGTOW rant, but they are so well connected. We blacks have been terrible for each other, from the nuclear family to the VIP booth. And now it's time for us to separate and go our own way. And stop ridiculing people who were not born with straight hair.
People say that the more natural a person's hair is, the more likely he is to be dating or married to a white person. They juxtapose these observations as if to say that there is some sort of contradiction. As if loving yourself means that you should automatically love anybody who shares your skin color.
But that narrative doesn't fit the reality that natural hair people face every day. How is dating "black only" showing self love when the only words out of that black person's mouth are, "You're inferior! Get those naps out of your hair! You're too curvy! Don't act smart! Only white people can be smart!" Natural black people know exactly what I'm talking about. What is the point of dating a black person who was raised white supremacist when you can date a Hispanic, Asian or White person who is actually not a white supremacist.
And could it be that natural hair people are just naturally not racist? Now I'm a red-blooded black man just like any other. And it hurts to see a fine black woman on a white man's arm. But I'm deluding myself if I claim her mentally, because even if she dated black exclusively I would not only not be on the list, but no letter in my name would appear on the list. That is the reality that black men must face. Ask if she likes you. Ask if she wants to be with you. Is she abusing you? Will you be forced to defend yourself against her and then wind up with a criminal record, like so many black men? I was once around a group of black suspects. Almost all of them were being charged with domestic battery.
I once read a statistic and Black Enterprise which stated that the leading cause of death for black women between the ages of 15 and 45 was domestic battery. Go ahead. Get a white woman. Better yet, remain celibate for life and don't live with any woman, even family. Even your mother. It's worth it to keep your record clean. I know that this turned from a rant about natural hair to a sort of MGTOW rant, but they are so well connected. We blacks have been terrible for each other, from the nuclear family to the VIP booth. And now it's time for us to separate and go our own way. And stop ridiculing people who were not born with straight hair.
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